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Tag: funny

Ennuigi
Posted onEveryone knows that Luigi is the less-liked of the Mario brothers. I mean, it’s not the Luigi Brothers or Italian Brothers or the Plumber Brothers. (And no, their surname is not Mario.) So how does the lanky one cope with the years of emotional abuse and the mental strain of having a sociopath for a brother?
Cigarettes and cynicism of course. Play Ennuigi now!
Highest bounce rate on the internet
Posted onThis website simultaneously has the highest bounce rate and longest page view duration on the internet.
But really though, I found this while bra shopping and I thought it was very helpful. Being allergic to manual labor and other physical activity, I had no idea breasts bounced that much.
I highly encourage everyone to check out this highly informative and in no way smutty or amusing website.
I never give advice
Posted onYou might have a problem when you’re super happy to give your friend advice because it affords you an opportunity to pun.
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One might say it’s a regular punundrum.
No, I most certainly did *NOT* mean that
Posted onHalloween costumes for the fiscally and/or fashionably challenged
Posted onHalloween is in 2 weeks. If you’re pressed for a costume, here are some ideas. Well, some limited ideas.